I asked the fool if he was willing
Recently I was given an assignment in AP English 12 to write 5 limericks. I was thinking of using this one.
I asked the fool if he was willing
to eat a pie with manuer filling
he said yes
made a mess
and announced to all the taste was thrilling
posted by sean ethan abrahams @ 9:10 PM
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7 Comments:
thanks wick
thanks wick
There was a young man named Hatch
Who worked up the gumption to snatch
His friend's noble lyric
Aye, Hatch was empiric
And in rhyming he'd soon meet his match.
There once was a young man named Wick
Who seemed to be quite the nit-pick
When his ears heard a verse
His mouth cried "Rehearse!"
Both soon became targets for kicks.
Jaykayz Wick!
Rock on Sean!
I am totally serious when I proclaim that Sean Ethan Abrahams is a bona-fide genius.
Oh Wick... There is none more clever than you. I concede defeat.
There once was a tough dude named Hatch
The ladies thought him quite the catch
Call him a prick-
He'll punch off your dick
and smear you with insults to match.
No seriously. Hahahahaha these are fun.
I think Wick Hatch is cool
Someday he'll teach all you fools
The meaning of life
He'll end all your strife
With a well-aimed kick to the jewels.
That includes you too, ladies! Jaykayz.
Haha, a limerick fight! keep this up, it's incredibly entertaining!
There once was a man named Sean
But now, it seems he's withdrawn
Since October fourth
No word has come forth
His care for us must be long gone.
There once was a chap named Matt
Who thought his limericks were phat
He soon realized however
That he just wasn't clever
So he whined to read rhymes while he sat.
There once was a fellow named Wick
Who was foolish in his rhetoric.
This snappy young Hatcher
Once insulted my stature--
He outgrows me by naught but a lick.
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